Maxwell tells the great big lie
As he stands tall in his collective sigh
His blue jacket clings to his tall frame
Awaiting the journey to his European fame
The blue jacket only temporary to which it belongs
His workplace bringing us together with songs
He's a lunatic in disguise
Keeping close our family ties
He secretly thinks everyone is a retard
But we all do it's not hard
The dances that he makes that one could never tire
And The Sting move that we all admire
His ability to retitle and befriend
And his devoted partying til the nights end
Quiet nights in his transitory home
Calling him back to be alone
Soon he'll be the life of the party once more
Our beloved Maxwell; that we adoreā€¦
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